Wise Advice From Kids

Here's another connection of wisdom from the young ones.

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
2. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
3. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
4. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
5. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
6. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
8. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
9. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.- Andrew, 9
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Armir, 9
12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
13. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
14. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
15. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10