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Showing posts with label education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label education. Show all posts
9 Hilarious, Fantastic, Superfluous, Outrageous, Funny Teacher T-Shirts
O.K. Maybe an over exaggeration, but worth checking out anyway.
Students Give Me An ED ACHE by upnorthpw
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Teacher Searching For A MOMENT OF ED by upnorthpw
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Science Retro Funny Tee by kaptainmyke
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Teaching Ninja by InnerEgo
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I Teach,Therefore I'm Broke by jgibby7
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Students Give Me An ED ACHE by upnorthpw
Many more tee shirt designs available on www.zazzle.com
See other Youth School Academics T-Shirts
Teacher Searching For A MOMENT OF ED by upnorthpw
Get t shirts on zazzle
View other Humor Sayings T-Shirts
Science Retro Funny Tee by kaptainmyke
Buy t-shirts at zazzle.com
Browse other Humor Sayings T-Shirts
Teaching Ninja by InnerEgo
design your own tshirts At www.zazzle.com
See other Education Childcare T-Shirts
I Teach,Therefore I'm Broke by jgibby7
Make Custom TShirt On Zazzle
View other Youth School Academics T-Shirts
Wise Advice From Kids
Here's another connection of wisdom from the young ones.
- Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
- Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
- Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
- Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
- Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
- Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.- Andrew, 9
- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Armir, 9
- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
- If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
- Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
- Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
Presents For Teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
Vote Bob
This gentleman won the Vice Presidency in his school because of this speech. It's crude, but quite funny. Were his teachers paying attention? His health teacher would be proud...
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Funny Student Email: Don't Mess With My Vacation
This one came the week before classes stared in August:
Dear Professor Zenprof,
You don't know me, but I am registered for your [advanced undergrad] course. But my family will still be on vacation for the first two weeks of classes, so all my professors are sending me the lecture notes and assignments so I won't be behind when I get there after vacation. PLease fedex them to [address]. Sincerely,
Amanda [Lastname]
When I replied that no, I would not do that, that the experience of in class work, discussion, and listening was vital and she would get zeroes for assignments missed during that time, she wrote back:
[note lack of salutation & comma problems]
Well, I think this is really unfair, because, after all I will be cutting into my vacation time, to do the extra work of your class, out here in Mexico, when I would rather be enoying myself. I am considering dropping your class because of this.
Amanda
Dear Professor Zenprof,
You don't know me, but I am registered for your [advanced undergrad] course. But my family will still be on vacation for the first two weeks of classes, so all my professors are sending me the lecture notes and assignments so I won't be behind when I get there after vacation. PLease fedex them to [address]. Sincerely,
Amanda [Lastname]
When I replied that no, I would not do that, that the experience of in class work, discussion, and listening was vital and she would get zeroes for assignments missed during that time, she wrote back:
[note lack of salutation & comma problems]
Well, I think this is really unfair, because, after all I will be cutting into my vacation time, to do the extra work of your class, out here in Mexico, when I would rather be enoying myself. I am considering dropping your class because of this.
Amanda
Funny Student Email To Professor
Professor Garcia,
Can I please get some extra credit in light of the last test which didnt go so well? I know I'm not doing as well as I could but I really love your class and think you're a great teacher and I just think I deserve the chance to do as well as I know I can. Please please please let me know what sort of assignment I can do.
My reply:
Dear Josephine,
No. If you could have done better, you should have.
Sincerely yours,
Professor Garcia
Can I please get some extra credit in light of the last test which didnt go so well? I know I'm not doing as well as I could but I really love your class and think you're a great teacher and I just think I deserve the chance to do as well as I know I can. Please please please let me know what sort of assignment I can do.
My reply:
Dear Josephine,
No. If you could have done better, you should have.
Sincerely yours,
Professor Garcia
New Story From 5th Grade Teacher: Germ Intestine
One day a few weeks ago I was taking my third graders to the bathroom and one of the boys starts coughing and spitting and making all kinds of noises. I said, "What's the matter??" and he said, "Can I go rinse my mouth out? There's something gross in it!" So, of course, I told him to go. He comes back out of the bathroom and the conversation went like this:
Me: "What was in your mouth?"
him: "Germ intestine."
Me: "Germ intestine? What's that?"
him: "You know, that stuff in the bottle on your desk."
Me: "Hand sanitizer?"
him: "Yeah, that. It was on my hands and I got it in my mouth"
Me: "What was in your mouth?"
him: "Germ intestine."
Me: "Germ intestine? What's that?"
him: "You know, that stuff in the bottle on your desk."
Me: "Hand sanitizer?"
him: "Yeah, that. It was on my hands and I got it in my mouth"
Lost Homework
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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