"To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble."
"I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally."
"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
"As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools."
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